GD Potato Chips

I saw this warning today on a walk around my neighborhood.





The wood reads "If you want to go to jail over some GD Potato Chips, go ahead and break in you dumbass. I have checked the Law and the value of Chips is enough to warrant a felony. Then when you are sitting in jail you can tell the other morons you are doing 2 to 5 yrs for stealing potato chips."